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The whole “daft valentines suggestions” story was dying until I got the email from UK retailer Argos

Such classic valentines gifts as SatNav, Poker Kits, and the ubiquitous Digital Camera join with the more normal items such as Jewellery

At least it’s Men’s Jewellery, highlighting the point that it’s not just guys who should be buying for their ladies, but the ladies should be spending equally on the men. No discrimination on the Argos mailing!