I’ve added a nice collection of new quotes to the rotation in the sidebar recently – there’s now over 500 on the list – but here’s a few highlights of the recent additions:
the only reward for being competent at your job is that your job becomes to fix other people’s incompetence.
we’re born alone, we die alone, everything else can be fixed with Photoshop
Movies and TV
I like Alexander Graham Bell because, having invented the phone, he realised how annoying it was and refused to have one in his study
You talk to God, you’re religious. God talks to you, you’re psychotic.
Doris Egan (House MD)
Always code as if the guy who’ll be maintaining the system is a violent psychopath who knows where you live